When we're driving in the car for twelve hours, trying to reach our vacation destination, I wish I could cause the mini-van to boost into the sky and fly over all the traffic.
When I'm in an uncomfortable situation, that's when I wish for my invisibility. I would like to simply disappear to free myself from that time and that place.
Sometimes, I wish I could lose ten pounds with the snap of a finger. That is usually related to an event where I'm seeing friends from the past and am feeling particularly chubby at the moment.
There are times when I would love to be able to put my hyper children into a state of calmness...actually, this one happens nearly every day.
But the super power I wish for most often is the ability to freeze time. Above all other powers, this is the one I would choose. You see, I am always late. I hate being late; I truly despise it. I try and I try to be on-time but I fail at this task almost daily. I am late every single week to pick up Son #1 from tuba lessons. His poor teacher waits with him outside the school after every lesson, waiting on me to arrive. I seriously need to make this guy some cookies or something. I feel horrible each time I see the two of them standing there in the cold, waiting on me.
Every Sunday morning and every Wednesday night, I am supposed to be at church early for Bible Quizzing practice. I am the assistant coach and I'm late every time. Seriously, every single time. It's so hard to get my four children dressed, fed, looking presentable, and out the door on time. I've taken to waking up a half hour earlier on Sundays and eating dinner an hour sooner on Wednesdays. Still, I'm late.
On Sunday evenings, I typically have vocal music practice at church. Yep, I'm late every time. I start getting ready at 4:00 and still struggle. Last week, I started getting ready one hour earlier and still ran late! I just don't know what to do with myself.
I tried setting my clocks fast. That didn't work because I knew they were fast. I tried setting out everyone's clothes and ironing them the night before. That didn't help either. I'm afraid I'm a lost cause. When I was single and newly married, I was early for everything. I blame it totally on the children.
So, if anyone discovers some sort of magical crystal at the bottom of the ocean that allows a person to actually freeze time, please offer to share it with me. I need it more than you know!
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Tell me, what would you choose as your super power, if you were allowed just one? Also, do you tend to run late, no matter how hard you try?
2 comments:
You sound like a super mom to me--but very human too, like the rest of us!
I would definitely choose invisibility as my super power.
I have TOTALLY thought about this several times, and I agree, freezing time is awesome. It always ends up being my first choice. There's this show my hubby and I starting watching called "No Ordinary Family" that is about a family with super powers. Very interesting!
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