Obviously, Bon had this topic scheduled for the week of 4th of July. I'll answer it anyway.
The only 4th of July I can remember that has anything funny associated with it was when I was a teenager. Every year, my church had a big picnic for the 4th. It was a huge deal. As kids, we played all day, barely seeing our parents, and came home utterly filthy. Good times.
When I was a teenager, the picnics were spent sitting at the ball fields, watching the guys play softball. The best was when I got a boyfriend and actually had someone to cheer for. I remember being 16 or 17 one July 4th when it was really, really hot out. We had some couple friends, which was a new and exciting thing. We decided to hang out afterward, since we could. We had cars now, ya know.
Someone came up with the idea of go-carting. There were two couples, primarily, that we wanted to hang out with. A third couple kind of invited themselves. They were the annoying couple, the people we tolerated because we were good Christians. Since we couldn't all fit in one car (Actually, I'm kind of surprised that stopped us. We were stupid.), we decided to split up into two couples per car. Of course, Hubby and I (Yeah, that was the guy I was dating. Awwww!) got stuck with the annoying couple. The girl was older than the guy and he couldn't drive yet, so she offered. Fine. We were already ticked about being paired up with them...we decided to just go with the flow.
As we started cruising down the road, the driver rolls down all the windows. "By the way," she told us, "I don't have air conditioning. Hee hee!" Grrrrr..... this unpleasant experience on this 90 degree day just got much worse.
We made it to the go-cart place, a little worse for the wear, and had a good time. The time went quickly and we weren't quite done hanging out yet. My parents had a rec room in our basement, which was always freezing cold. We made plans to secretly meet there afterward, without inviting the annoying couple. We drove back to the church, said our goodbyes, then met at my house. When we went inside, we realized that my parents hadn't turned on the air conditioning that day. It was horribly hot in that house. I guess that's what we get for purposely excluding the other couple.
Ah, good times. 6 dating teenagers don't snuggle up too closely when they're hot and stinky from a very warm picnic, car ride, and house. Hmmm....I might have to remember that one when my kids bring over their dates.