A phone conversation between Hubby and me yesterday morning:
Boy, it's awfully quiet there, where are the kids?
I'm in the bathroom. No one is here with me.
Oh, that's why it's quiet.
I'm hiding from them. It's nice to actually be in the bathroom without anyone else being in there. That's why I'm not leaving.
When I build a house, I'm putting in a secret bathroom that no one else knows about so I can sneak in there and be by myself. It will be inside the walls so no one knows where it is.
So if I don't know where it is, are you going to be the one to clean it?
Naw, I won't clean it!
Oh, that's nice. Can you imagine how that will smell after a couple weeks?
That's why I'm going to call it The Dungeon!
Our home will smell like a medieval castle!
Then maybe I'll call it The Privy!
Oh, that's just lovely.
This is what life is like around here.